![]() ![]() He lived in a giant mansion all by himself. There was a man who suffered agoraphobia. His mate says "I'm Superman, what does it look like? But who the hell are you?" And the guy says, pointing to his girlfriend on his back. He goes up to his mate, who's got a big S on his chest and is wearing his underwear outside his trousers, and says "who are you, then?". When he gets to the party he gets quite a few funny stares, but he carries on. He paints himself entirely green, then picks up his girlfriend and slings her across his back. He has a think about it, then comes up with a brilliant idea. They're both rubbish without Cream Īnd the worst one I know that I'm actually prepared to repeat.Ī guy gets an invitation to a fancy dress party, but doesn't know what to go as. What do Ginger Baker and canteen coffee have in common? What do you call the guy who tags along with a band trying to look popular? What do you call an attractive woman on a trombonists arm?Ī tattoo ![]() How many 2nd violas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many trombonists (I am one, myself) does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold it in and 99 to pick up the house and revolve it around the lightbulb. Just one to hold it in while the world revolves around her/him They are two different punchlines for this one. How many flutists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the ladder, one to screw it in, and five to tell them how much better they could do it. How many trumpetists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ![]()
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